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Joke of the Day
"You guys need to leave pedophiles alone! They're just kidding around."
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"There CAN be a Beatles reunion!! All we need are 2 bullets."
"What do you call a promiscuous woman who travels a lot? Abroad."
"""And the Oscar for Best Actress goes to.....Beyonce?"" *Kanye slowly sits down*"
"Did you hear about the man who cooled to absolute zero? He's 0k"
"Who reads the news AND makes coffee? Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)"
"What is the difference between a diameter and a radius? A radius"
"I slept like a baby last night I shat my pants and woke up every two hours"
"So, where does the captain keep his armies? In his sleevies!! ( )"
"4yo: What do you love most in the world? Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you? 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh"