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Joke of the Day

"If i dress up as a sea shell nobody can see me... It's my clamouflage."

"I ate some crickets last night. Gave me the runs."

"Not Joking, Will I get in trouble if I tell a dirty joke that involves Obama, Bush and Pelosi? (its very dirty)"

"My girlfriend is a porn star. She's going to be so pissed off when she finds out."

"Say ""Oh my God"" 5x fast, then say ""I got 'em"" 5x fast.. Have you found Jesus? Lol, jk.. But they sound pretty similar, don't they?"

"Art imitates life. Imitation is the highest form of flattery. Flattery will get you nowhere. So GOOD LUCK WITH THAT ART DEGREE!"

"Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers? No, they eat the fingers separately."

"How many Mexicans does it take to replace a serviceable part of a complex machine? Just Juan and Emmanuel."

"If you have sex with a prostitute while she's passed out, is it rape? Or shoplifting?"

"Why do you never see a Teddy bear ordering dessert? Cus they are always stuffed."