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Joke of the Day
"Why do old man's penises have low increases in size? because old men have low young's modulus"
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"""Tony, why do you always go around spelling your name backwards?"" Tony: ""Why not?"""
"What do you call a Grizzly bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!"
"Why do flamingos stand on one leg? Because if they didn't they'd fall over."
"Neat how we spend so much time and money on the war against pot but there are people driving around with eyelashes and antlers on their cars"
"What do you call the person who sleeps on the wet spot? Overcome"
"Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear."
"As it turns out, ""harder"" is a horrible safe word."
"Did you hear about the woman who replaced her addiction to ornithology with alcohol? She was described as being off her tits."
"""But I need braaaaaaains!"" ~A frustrated zombie at a Trump rally"