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Joke of the Day
"Why do old man's penises have low increases in size? because old men have low young's modulus"
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"What happened when the dog went to the flea circus ? He stole the show !"
"A man walks into an elevator and looks at the woman standing inside. He says, ""Can I smell your feet?"" She responds, ""Ew no"" ""Must be your pussy then."""
"Apologies to General Tso for what I'm about to do to his chicken."
"Before you decide to spend less time on social media, make sure you go to every social media website and tell everyone."
"Father: How do you like going to school? Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!"
"What does a preverted frog say? Rubbit."
"Michael J. Fox is extremely formal... ...he even shakes hands with his wife."
"A woman goes to the doctor... The doctor asks ""What seems to be the problem?"" She responds, ""Every time I sneeze, I orgasm"" The doctor ask, ""Are you taking anything for it?"" ""Yeah, pepper."""
"Donald Trump's Campaign"