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Joke of the Day

"""Tony, why do you always go around spelling your name backwards?"" Tony: ""Why not?"""

"Whats this new apple product I keep hearing about? A: Whats this new apple product I keep hearing about? B: Which one? A: the I-sis"

"I put some condoms down at the till and the cashier smiled. ""Getting lucky tonight?"" she asked. I said, ""If I'm really getting lucky, I won't be needing them."""

"What Did MLK Say When Asked If He Suffered From Jock Itch? I have a cream."

"What do you call it when an amputee does Karate? Partial Arts! :)"

"Eating chocolate pudding from a diaper is a good way to get a whole row to yourself at the cinema."

"What did the fish skeleton say? Long time, no sea."

"What do you call intercourse on a one-wheeled vehicle? Unisex."

"What's the difference between a blind sniper and a constipated owl? Everything. They have absolutely nothing in common."

"I ate pelican today Never again. The bill was massive."