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Joke of the Day
"""Tony, why do you always go around spelling your name backwards?"" Tony: ""Why not?"""
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"What do men and public toilets have in common? All the good ones are taken, the rest are full of shit. *this is a response to an earlier joke comparing women to parking spots*"
"What do you call a dog with no legs? Nothing, because he could never come."
"Why come cats purr? It's your pussy's way of saying ""I love you."""
"TRIGGER WARNING National Rifle Association of America"
"A woman at my gym has a jellyfish tattoo on her arm. So I peed on her"
"A general tweet to those who attack me but I miss because they're blocked: I'm totally gutted. Well done. You're fierce! You got me GOOD."
"Waved to my ex today, next time I might use all my fingers"
"What does being in the mafia and eating pussy have in common? One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit."
"To whoever stole my thesaurus, you made my day bad. I hope bad things happen to you. You're a bad person."