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Joke of the Day

"Two admins meet at work ""A friend of mine was able to shut down the main server just in 5 minutes!"" ""Wow. He is a hacker?"" ""No. Just an idiot."""

"Why did the tree have lots of fans? Because he was Poplar!"

"The truth about Chemistry Chemistry is all about experiments. Because Chem-is-try."

"A japanese man was shouting jokes to his airplane window. When he noticed he wasn't getting laughs he thought... hm... tough cloud"

"What's the worst thing you can call a black person?.. Hint: starts with an N and ends with an R Neighbor"

"I tried telling a joke my friend from Baghdad told me. Unfortunately, Iraqed it."

"If a child is scared of pedophiles, He should grow up"

"Look, don't ask me about the blind masturbation competition. I don't know where I came."

"What do you call someone pretending to nice to people just to get upvotes? karma chameleon"

"I dropped my phone in the bath. I dropped my phone in the water. I put it in rice to dry out, it works now but i lost all my contacts except for my uncle bens."