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Joke of the Day

"What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Beat it until she starts again."

"Having hearing problems? Turn down the volume on your porn. Problem solved!"

"Why are there no black characters in clue? Becuase if there were it would be called solved"

"Had a 6"" sammich from subway today, and it totally didn't fill me up. I get it now ladies, and I'm so, so sorry."

"Whats Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom? How I bought your mother"

"What did the guitar and banjo name their daughter? Amanda Lynn"

"Two-thirds of America's Funniest Home Video winners spent their prize money on heroin."

"My ex-girlfriend and I weren't compatible.. I was an Aquarius and she was a bitch. Anybody got any they wanna share?"

"If I ever win the lottery, I'm going to share it with everyone. Not the money, just going to let you know that I've won."

"How do you catch a rabbit? Sit in a field and make carrot noises."