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Joke of the Day
"What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Beat it until she starts again."
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"J.R.R. Tolkien's full name is Jolkien Rolkien Rolkien Tolkien."
"Wow if I squint through the tears I look pretty thin!"
"scientist 1: how did you discover that dolphins have sex for pleasure? scientist 2: [flashback to the craziest night of their life] math"
"Now that Platini has been banned from football... Who's going to make all the sticker albums?"
"Maybe she's born with it... maybe it was a sex change."
"My boyfriend is tall, strong, protective and flashes me regularly. Oh no wait. I'm thinking of a lighthouse again."
"What do narcoleptic people drink in bars? BoozZzZzZzZzZzZ^Z^z^Z^z^Z^z"
"I like cheese Just like cheese man"
"What's the oldest red wine in America? ""Give us back our land!"""