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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend called me a pedophile I said, ""That's a pretty big word for a six year old."""
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"The first gay wedding will be taking place in Ireland next week The men's names are Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald."
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"Photon A photon checks into a hotel. The front desk man asks if he has any luggage. The photon replies ""No, I'm travelling light."""
"Why are prison escapees so frustrating? Because they never finish their s"
"You go for a run then post your route to Facebook. I dig a hole on that route then cover it with sticks and leaves. We both get exercise."
"Never Fall in love with a Heroin addict because even though they have a lot of love to give. It's all in Vein"
"Baby showers are fun until someone has too much champagne and starts a plastic knife fight over a corner piece of cake. I need a ride home."
"A jumper cable walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, ""I'll serve ya but don't start anything."""
"Preparing a work evaluation for someone who adds shit to my day on a regular. Wondering if ""inbred whackadoodle"" paints a full picture."