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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend called me a pedophile I said, ""That's a pretty big word for a six year old."""
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"NASA's JUNO Probe finally reached Jupiter after ~5 year journey exactly halfway to its journey to Uranus."
"Your life and greatest achievements"
"1. Pick jeans to wear 2. Pull them up to thighs 3. Pants dance for 3 minutes 4. Take pants off 5. Put sweatpants on 6. Cry, eat pumpkin pie"
"Really? Wow! (The only two things I ever say to kids)"
"What do you call a Greek guy walking down the stairs? Con-Descending"
"What did one asshole say to the other? I don't know, you haven't said anything yet"
"You know when you're peeing with a boner... It's really hard."
"Mega thread for Pen Pineapple Apple Pen Jokes. I have a Plane, I have Twin Towers UGH.... Nine Eleven. I think Reddit can come up with better ones!"
"Chuck Norris did not ""lose"" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice."