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Joke of the Day
"What's the tallest building? A library, because it has so many stories."
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"What happened to the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals ? He went down really well !"
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"Dr. Frankenstein entered a bodybuilding competition... ...and discovered that he'd gravely misunderstood the objective."
"So I heard the Summer Olympics are gonna be in Rio De Janeiro... What's next? The Olympics in Robert De Niro? ""I'm walkin' here!"""
"Why are socially-aware western tourists avoiding Nice, France for their late-summer getaways? All that Muslim hatred can really run you down."
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