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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a man biking to a job interview and a clown on a unicycle? Attire."
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"Why should you never ask people with Down Syndrome to use a printer? They always make an extra copy"
"[CREATING GROUNDHOGS] GOD: a rat dog ANGEL: check GOD: that whispers to white people ANGEL: what? GOD: about the weather ANGEL:"
"Why is Pavlov's hair so soft? Classic conditioning."
"How do you know the Japanese mass murderer was a chef? He spent his day cutting up vegetables"
"""When you wife asked you to buy her car, why did you buy her a diamond instead?"" ""Because I couldn't find a fake car."""
"Did you hear about that guy who put 19 toy horses up his butt? His condition is stable."
"My friend and I often laugh about how competitive we are... But I laugh more"
"Thank you for ordering this $2 necklace from Etsy. With shipping your total comes to $758,937. Item will arrive from Uzbekistan in 3 years"
"A three legged dog walks into a bar... Goes up to the bartender and says ""I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw."""