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Joke of the Day

"Why can it be so annoying to drive a Skoda? The Czech engine light is always on."

"How come Noah didn't just slap those two mosquitoes?"

"Two cosplayers break up... When asked why, one said ""I don't know who he is anymore!"""

"How can you tell if a lesbian is butch? She kick starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons :D"

"Forget drugs and sex. Parents please talk to your kids about their grammar and spelling."

"I'm making a graph of my past relationships. I have an 'ex'-axis and a 'why?'-axis."

"Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone? She thought children should be seen and not herded!"

"Just tried to put my seatbelt on. AT MY DESK. I'm pretty."

"I feel like a crushed Coke can on the sidewalk. Soda pressed."

"What type of matter can be both a solid and a liquid? Fecal matter It can also be plasma if you poop on the sun....can also be a gas if you fart. Also can be dinner if your hungry."