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Joke of the Day

"[Poison Ivy's home] Voice from outside: YOU CONTROL PLANTS? WHAT KIND OF POWER IS THAT? Ivy: [thru window] Go home, Aquaman. You're drunk."

"Never stop seeking knowledge. It is how we grow as a society. But if you do, go ahead and run for office."

"A Jewish boy asks his father for $20 Jewish boy: dad can I please have 20 dollars? Jewish dad: 10 dollars?!? What do you need 5 dollars for?"

"Why did Al Gore get nipple rings? because he heard George Bush had a dick cheney"

"True friendship is when you walk into someone's house, and your WiFi connects automatically.."

"A Jewish man walks into a cafe in Canada and asks the waiter if they have any Canadian Jews ""I'm sorry,"" the waiter replied. ""We only have orange!"""

"I took an IQ test today.. The results were inconclusive"

"A guy drove his expensive car into a tree... That's when he learned how the Mercedes bends"

"I'm at the ear clinic. My name might've been called out. I have no idea. PSA: The joke is originally in Swedish, tried my best translating it."

"Did you hear Tarantino is making a documentary about the Catholic Church? It's called Pulpit Fiction"