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Joke of the Day

"Never stop seeking knowledge. It is how we grow as a society. But if you do, go ahead and run for office."

"*rolls over to your desk on chair* So what was in that browser you just quickly minimised?"

"Me VS Computer A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. for more jokes visit http://smsbrunch.com"

"""I'm proud to be an American"" ""I'm proud to be American!"" said the American. ""I'm proud to be Canadian!"" said the Canadian. ""I'm proud to be German!"" said the Nazi."

"you remember me as the guy who put his arm in the doorway to hold open the automatic door for you in 2009. welll, now i need a favor"

"I'm a Polish student in the UK Today the cashier in ASDA asked me if I needed help packing my bags. The Brexit is worse than I thought..."

"What does a cat say when it lands on it's back? Me. Ow."

"[OC] How does Haskell like his food? Curried."

"What did the holy shit say to the priest? I'm glad I got the hell out of there!"

"Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel prize? He was outstanding in his field."