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Joke of the Day

"A Jewish boy asks his father for $20 Jewish boy: dad can I please have 20 dollars? Jewish dad: 10 dollars?!? What do you need 5 dollars for?"

"Why are sea sponges good at statistics? They understand coralations!"

"What did Cholera say to Malaria? Are you gonna Jaundice on Saturday?"

"Somebody stole my mood ring... I don't know how I feel about it."

"Fun things to do pt 1 When you're stuck in traffic and some guy revs up his engine just yell out ""alright we get it you have a small penis"""

"The best reason to divorce or break-up with a man is for health reasons you're sick of him."

"Son: ""Mom, Dad.. I'm gay"" Mom: *staring at dad Dad: ...*clenches fists Mom: ...don't! Dad: *sweats profusely Mom: Dad: HI GAY, IM DAD Kudos to @Lerky on Twitter"

"Why did the Muslim cross the road? I said to my self as I floored the accelerator. Although I guess he did get to the other side."

"What do you call a short clairvoyant person who just broke out of prison? A small medium at large."

"so awkward when the bill for the wall comes out and no one reaches for it"