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Joke of the Day

"A Jewish man walks into a cafe in Canada and asks the waiter if they have any Canadian Jews ""I'm sorry,"" the waiter replied. ""We only have orange!"""

"Step 1: Get underwear with the Millennium Falcon on the butt. Step 2: Have the fastest hunk of junk in the trunk in the galaxy."

"Well your honor, I thought handing her the curling iron while she was showering would get her ready faster."

"What do you call it when the only cow on your dairy farm won't produce milk? Utter despair."

"What do you call a man with no shins? Tony."

"Did you hear about the cannibal who came home late for dinner? All he got was a cold shoulder."

"My kids are going to be so disappointed when they figure out peer pressure is a myth and they have to actually pay for drugs in high school."

"I'm watching TV My grandfather walks by: What's on? Me: Soccer Grandfather: Who's playing? Me: Austria-Hungary Grandfather:And Against who?"

"I hate all the political correctness in recent years. I can't even say ""black paint"" anymore, I have to say ""hey Jamal, would you please go paint that fence over there?"""

"Have you ever had African food? Neither they have."