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Joke of the Day

"A Jewish man walks into a cafe in Canada and asks the waiter if they have any Canadian Jews ""I'm sorry,"" the waiter replied. ""We only have orange!"""

"My girlfriend must think that I'm John Cena. She told me she's not seeing me anymore."

"Why should you always run next to a car? Because if you run behind it you get exhausted, and if you run in front of it you get tired!"

"Wanted to buy a 17th century European castle but I'm baroque."

"What kind of tree do chickens come from? None of them you stupid fuck. Chickens come from other chickens, trees from other trees, and the 'try' part of 'poultry' isn't even spelled the same."

"What bee is forbidden to the Muslims? Haram-bee"

"How does Hitler like his orange juice? Freshly squeezed."

"Did you hear about the kidnapping at the elementary school? He woke up later"

"Why periods? Why can't mother nature just tweet me and be like ""Waddup girl. You ain't pregnant. Have a great week. Talk to you next month"""

"What does a casino and a prostitute have in common? They both fuck people for money."