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Joke of the Day

"Two grapes were walking down the street and one was assaulted. If that didn't make you laugh, it's because GRAPE JOKES ARE NEVER FUNNY!"

"What does FUN stand for? Some nights, I don't know."

"Just like to give a shout out to the guy who plays triangle in our orchestra. Thanks for every ting."

"My uncle Paul does great bird impressions, He eats worms."

"Welcome to Wendy's, Where our credit card numbers are always fresh! Never frozen."

"""holy shit. i don't have much time left to live. better sit on as many benches as i can before i die.""-old people."

"My dad everyone... Dad: U at home? Me: No. Dad: Where? Me: Hairdresser. Dad: Aaahhh. They putting pants an blouse on ur hair ? Get it. Hair dresser. Lol Ugh."

"My wife set a limit on how much we can spend on each other for Christmas. It's $100 on me and $500 on her."

"sorry 4 rant, I heard a guy say ""millennials all do fake social media jobs""& was like buddy ur postgrad data entry gig is done by robots now"

"How does every black joke start? By looking over your shoulder!"