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Joke of the Day

"There was a royal baby... The royal baby was born 8 pounds, 6 ounces. With the exchange rate, that's like 12.50, American."

"Why do historians say Hitler was a great mathematician? He could always find the final solution"

"[dog paws your leg when you stop stroking his head] 1st time: ""aww cuuuute"" 2nd time: ""ha okay"" 3rd time: ""i am trapped in a nightmare"""

"Husband:-""So when you starting back at the gym""? Me:-""Why""? H:-""Because you need to"" His funeral takes place next week."

"My wife just left me because I spent our life savings on a penis enlargement... She couldn't take it any longer"

"White girls spend 15% of their lives thinking about cutting bangs."

"I took an IQ test and the results were negative."

"I bought a toaster with variable browning control but all it will say is ""Take away love and our earth is a tomb""."

"What's it called when you try a different flavor of salsa? A change of pace."

"Hookers should use laundry mats as fronts for their brothels They both charge by the load."