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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I I like my coffee.. Ground up and in the freezer."
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"Need your best Short Jokes One sentence max, I'll start: A Dyslexic walks into a bra"
"[trust fall exercise at work] CW: *closes eyes, falls, hits floor* OUCH! WTF?! YOU DIDN'T CATCH ME! M: Sorry, I thought it was optional."
"I'm going to shave my beard. Her legs will look #FAAAABULOUUUUUS!"
"Olympic Sailing results are in! Denmark have taken gold Finland have taken silver Somalia have taken a middle aged couple who were on a worldwide cruise"
"pull my upvote"
"What does Happy Meal and a lonely girl have in common? They both come with a toy in the box."
"The people of Iran don't watch The Flintstones... but the people of Abu Dhabi do!"
"Thank god attorneys let us know they're attorneys ""at law"" so we don't assume they're attorneys at garlic bread or something."
"The girl I like checked me out today. I gave her money, and she gave me groceries."