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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection? Quarter-pounder with cheese"

"I'm up all night to get lucky, My dog that ran away"

"Single airline stewardesses are very lucky... for their convenience all men are already sorted into different classes."

"Different ways to say ""NO"": German: Nein Russian: Niej Arabic: La Women: Yes, but ..."

"Roger Goodell"

"If a girls tongue being pierced really mattered, then I would have my palm pierced!"

"I saw a Muslim guy do a double backflip off his friend's shoulders today. It was sikh"

"Why do black guys only have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream"

"Did you hear about the weather report from the ski resort in Lake Tahoe? Partly cloudy with Sonny around a tree."

"Officer! That guy threw sodium chloride at me! Police officer: That's a salt!"