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Joke of the Day

"I once asked a Frenchman if he plays video games. He responded, ""Oui."" I told him Xbox is better."

"Why don't the British make computers? They can't figure out how to make them leak oil."

"In honor of Father's day, here is a typical dad joke. Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint."

"How do you seperate the men from the boys? A crowbar."

"Does your dog like children? Yes, but he prefers dog food."

"Calling them ""boobs"" is so immature. Please use the proper name, ""lovely lady lumps""."

"OK I made a new one! How do Mexicans warm their houses in the winter months? Central Fajiting."

"What do you get when you divide (Sin B) by (Tan B)? You get roofies, cuffs and a sore butthole"

"My girlfriend asked me if I wanted to reheat the leftover turkey from last night's NYE dinner. I told her I quit hot food, cold turkey"

"How many dank memes does it take to change a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, just use the jet fuel instead."