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Joke of the Day
"Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary? It's true, It runs in your jeans."
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"Why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the squirrels that it can be done."
"What does a Jew, in Poland with a Stomach ache have? The Auschits"
"Is the capital of Kentucky pronounced Loo-ee-ville or Lou-vul? Neither, it's pronounced Frankfort."
"Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it."
"What is the square root of 69? -*ate* somethin'."
"Her: that's disgusting Me: sorry, I like to poo with the door open sometimes Her: you shouldn't be pooping in the car at all"
"There's a new all girls music group that writes songs about the internet. It's called Broadband."
"What's the difference between a hippy chick and a hockey chick? A hockey chick showers every 3 periods."
"How many Vietnam Veterans does it take to screw in a light bulb? YOU DON'T KNOW, MAN, BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T THERE..!!!"