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Joke of the Day
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the squirrels that it can be done."
Next Joke
"A little girl says to her mother, ""Mommy, I want to be a feminist when i grow up"" Her mother replies, ""Well pick one, Honey. You can't do both."""
"What do you call the celebration that comes the day after Ramadan? Rama-done"
"If you have that loud keyboard clicking sound enabled on your iPhone, give me your phone. You don't get a phone."
"A woman once asked me for 9 inches and said to make it hurt So I fucked her 3 times and punched her in the mouth."
"I'm great in bed; I can sleep for days."
"What's the difference between pea soup and roast beef? Anyone can roast beef."
"Did you hear the one about the cannibal who dumped his girlfriend?"
"How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day in January? He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey."
"Funny that when a guy sleeps with tons of girls, he's called a stud... But when a girl does the same she's called a lesbian."