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Joke of the Day

"There's a new all girls music group that writes songs about the internet. It's called Broadband."

"What is a cannibal's favorite food? Baked Beings."

"Sean Connery walks into a bar. He says ""I'd like a single shot."" The bartender says ""That's a good idea because if you had the chickenpox, the virus is already in you."""

"A Test WC in college. Three cubicles. Voice from the left: *Peter, professor passed you in philosophy?* Voice from the right: *No, he did not...* Voice from the middle: **And I won't!**"

"Me: Yeah like that, baby. Him: *caresses my back, plays with my hair* Me: *moans* Him: *growls* I'm gonna do so many-- Me: *snores, drools*"

"Boss left his email open. Me: *looks around, send email to district manager ""i love you"" Now we wait"

"What do women and fly wire have in common? The more you bang them, the looser they get."

"Did you hear about the two fat guys who ran in the marathon? One ran in short bursts, the other in burst shorts."

"If you're not saying ""you're an idiot"" a few times during any interaction with me, you're not truly appreciating the depth of who I am."

"Why is golf named ""golf""? Because all the other fore letter words were taken (Thanks to /u/bonerfar... this now makes sense...)"