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Joke of the Day
"Pretty busy at the gym this morning. I'm 6th in line for a selfie."
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"Teacher: If I had ten flies on my desk and I swatted one how many flies would be left? Girl: One - the dead one!"
"My gran once had a bad stroke, so i screamed ""its not fucking good enough"" and pushed her into the bunker"
"Ever hear of the Infinite Monkey Theorem? It goes something like if an infinite number of Redditors typed away on keyboards, one of them will eventually type a complete day of work."
"What separates the men from the boys in the Navy? A crowbar."
"I have a stepladder... ...because my real ladder left when I was a kid."
"I don't care what they say, the first guy who milked a cow and drank it was a massive pervert."
"I had sex with two indians last night... it was in tents! (intense)"
"THE TOP TEN WORDS OF 2012!! 1. End 2. Of 3. Year 4. Top 5. Ten 6. Lists 7. Are 8. Exercises 9. In 10. Stupidity"
"why does the official Reddit app aways crash? Unfortunately Reddit has stopped working, would you like to report the issue?"