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Joke of the Day

"Why can't you lie to an aborted fetus? It wasn't born yesterday."

"they say a camera adds 5 pounds. that being the case, do african children even exist?"

"If it screams, it's not food yet"

"If a bro works out but doesn't see himself in a mirror, does the bro really work out?"

"Every time I'm around my mother in law, I wonder who is running hell in her absence."

"BUT YOU SAID IF I WANTED TO BE YOUR LOVER, I HAD TO GET WITH YOUR FRIENDS!"

"Why did the Irishman put 239 beans in the soup pot? Because any more would be too farty."

"[at SunMaid farms with a guy] Guy: so is this a date? Girl:... No? These are raisins"

"Knock knock I can't believe you felt for it :)"

"I wear Fake ""Vans""(Shoes) So I just call them cars."