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Joke of the Day
"Why do cows have hooves? Because they lac-tose!"
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"Who's a modern pirate for the 21st century? Neckbeard!"
"We started a band... We're called the 999 mega bytes. Haven't got a gig yet."
"So a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods... The boy says, ""hey mister its getting dark out and I'm scared"" The guy says, ""how do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone!"""
"I weighed myself today, then I ate the scale."
"Donald Trump admitted today that he contracted an STD. He has hairpiece."
"If girls with big boobs work at Hooters, where does a girl with one leg work? IHOP."
"A friendly reminder to Republicans... ...to set your clocks 60 years ahead and join the rest of us in the 21st century."
"I'm sick of all these holocaust jokes. My Grandfather died in a concentration camp. Dumb bastard fell off the guard tower."
"How does Darth Vader manage to eat through that mask? He's force fed."