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Joke of the Day
"What tea do hockey players drink? Penaltea!"
Next Joke
"If I were a shepherd, I would never take inventory of my flock for fear of falling asleep on the job."
"Why did the boy become an astronaut ? Because he was no earthly good !"
"Dark humor is like a child with cancer, It never gets old."
"What do you call a porno that involves incest, biology and foot fetishes? Suck Mitosis"
"Bill Cosby buys a really boring, run-down bar People say its so boring you might just fall asleep after one of the drinks"
"Artists can often be compared to a parabola After they compose, they decompose."
"I'm going out with two anorexic girls, Two birds, one stone"
"Just sprayed Febreeze in my bathroom.. Now it smells like shitrus."
"""Hey girl are you from Europe?"" ""cause europiece of shit"""