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Joke of the Day

"Lets get freaky. I mean really Freaky. Like I can't look you in the eye for two days kinda freaky."

"Scientists thought they had found a limb of an ancient hominid... but it was just a fossil arm."

"You can get a tiny tablecloth for a DOLLHOUSE from Pottery Barn for $18.99, or I could just come over and punch you in the face for free?"

"""Hustle back on defense you lazy bastard!"" screamed the 300 lb guy at the TV in this sports bar eating onion rings at 10:30 AM."

"I wonder who the sorting hat will choose as the new Pope."

"On behalf of all of my black followers, I'd like to remind you all to fuck the police today."

"There are 3 kinds of people in this world 1) Those who are bad at maths 2) Those that are good at maths"

"Why did the Native American curse the snow? Because it was white and on his land!"

"Why don't most fans like the first 39 episodes of DBZ? Its pretty gay, just Saiyan."

"Whoa. I just did something & almost forgot to document it on the Internet. That was a close one."