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Joke of the Day

"Lets get freaky. I mean really Freaky. Like I can't look you in the eye for two days kinda freaky."

"What's the difference between a hedgehog and a Jeep? With the hedgehog the pricks can be seen on the outside and with a Jeep the prick can be seen on the inside."

"I don't know why my Dad named me Hockey. He never calls me that, he just says ""Hey sport"""

"Had sex with a cougar recently She was wild! But now the zoo is suing me."

"M&Ms should change their packaging. They should make it a white wrapper."

"Why did the man become a baker? He kneaded the dough."

"Who Shot First? Boba Fett or Jango Fett? Han Solo"

"I'm so sorry What would you call the Islamic State if they tried to take over Antarctica? Ice-is I'll show myself out."

"You know the best part about dating a homeless chick? You can drop her off wherever."

"[Walmart customer service] ME: i want to talk to the manager. MANAGER: hi sir is there a problem? ME: no, i just want to talk."