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Joke of the Day
"What kind of couch do gay people buy? Homo-Sectionals"
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"My dick was in the Guinness Book of World Records... But then the librarian told me to take it out."
"Them: Hi. I'm happy to meet you. Me: Hi. I'm awkward and already trying to find a way out of this conversation."
"Old enough to know better, but still too drunk to care."
"Doctor: ""I need to draw some blood."" Me: ""Okay."" Doctor: ""Do you have a red crayon I could borrow?"""
"My first workout back at the gym was great. I did 15 mins of cardio, 10 mins on the defibrillator, and then 3 days in the hospital."
"You are so ugly, when people see you.. ..staring at yourself in the mirror for a long time , they don't think you are a narcissist but automatically assume you have Body dysmorphic disorder.."
"A cheese factory in France exploded. All that was left was debris."
"what's invisible and smells like carrots? rabbit farts"