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Joke of the Day
"A cheese factory in France exploded. All that was left was debris."
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"Did you hear about the blind skunk? It fell in love with a fart."
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"The only thing standing between you and your dreams is insomnia."
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"Andreas Lubitz. Is the first German pilot to record 150 kills in 70 years."