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Joke of the Day

"Old enough to know better, but still too drunk to care."

"A common pick-up line at the gay bar.. ""Can I push in your stool?"""

"What do you call an elephant that looks like a rhino? 'Elephino."

"I traveled all the way to Hollywood and didn't even meet any celebrities. Boy, was I star-craving mad!"

"Why did Daenerys cross the road? To be that much closer to crossing the ocean."

"Still trying to figure out how Cee-Lo wipes his ass."

"An atheist, a vegan and a crossfitter walk into a bar. I only know because they told everyone within 2 minutes."

"My girlfriend asked me to get her something that made her look sexy. I got drunk!"

"Can you get HIV off a toilete seat? Only if it's already in use"

"I hate pedophiles. Those guys are fucking immature assholes."