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Joke of the Day

"Pinniped humor So a baby seal walks into a club..."

"I hate when people think my real name is Jennifer, because it's not, it's Jennitalia."

"What do you call a dolphin that is out of the water? Dolphout"

"Me: You never told me you were on the debate team in college.. Her: Yes I did. Me: No you didn't. Her: Yes I did. Me: Oh you're good!"

"I just submitted my application to be on the next season of Survivor... Which apparently was not the answer my dad was looking for when he asked ""How is the job search going?"""

"Why did the girl who worked for the telephone company sing all the time? Because she was an operetta (operator)."

"I have a recurring dream where I divide 10 by 3."

"What does someone have if they laugh at other people's eyes? Aqueous humour."

"I clicked on an ad for horny single women in my area and got a virus... It was chlamydia."

"I love women, especially the radical feminist types because it is more fun to put them in their place."