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Joke of the Day

"Kim and Kanye are now planning to have their wedding in Egypt. See Egyptians, things could always be worse."

"How do hens encourage their football teams? They egg them on!"

"What`s the definition of eternity? The time between when you come and when she leaves."

"How many Jersey girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. They'll screw anything"

"What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup."

"Why do mathematicians love talking about Jesus? Because he's a cross product."

"If anyone needs me, I'll be over at facebook, actin' creepy."

"What's the thing u don't tell a vampire? Bite me."

"""It's pronounced Jeff"" ""Whatever you say, Goff"""

"Titanic is my favorite movie about how to get rid of your boyfriend and make it look like an accident."