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Joke of the Day

"Kim and Kanye are now planning to have their wedding in Egypt. See Egyptians, things could always be worse."

"What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai? Dubai fours"

"I just discovered my new room mate is secretly a hard core racist and i wonder if should report him to the police. The dude takes part in illegal high speed car races at midnight"

"How do lumber theives offload their stolen goods? They fence it."

"What do the mafia and a pussy have in common? One slip of tongue, and you're in deep shit."

"If you crossed King Kong and a bell what would you have? A ding-dong King Kong."

"Fact: If you get pulled over, as the cop is walking up to you, place an aluminum foil hat on your head and you disappear from his vision."

"What was the stressed out toddler diagnosed with? Diapertension"

"1. Religion. 2. ? \3. Prophet."

"With his comedy career basically ruined, Bill Cosby can finally pursue another dream of his... ...coaching at Penn State"