50145

Joke of the Day

"1. Religion. 2. ? \3. Prophet."

"Why did the cop wake up his son? To stop a kid napping."

"Angelina's Twins Photographed In Public For First Time"

"Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg? They won't stop to ask for directions."

"Rabbits who hang out in indie pet stores are hopsters."

"I was suffering from constipation the other day but I really didn't care In fact, I didn't even give a shit."

"Why do elephants paint their balls red? So they can hide in apple trees. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? A giraffe eating apples."

"A woman walks into a green grocers. She asks the man behind the counter for a cucumber. He asks her: ""Whole or sliced?"" She replies: ""I've got a fanny, not a fucking slot machine!"""

"I lost my job at the suicide hotline. Apparently reverse psychology isn't very well accepted."

"As far as I know original golf joke So what does a bogey have in common with a dead golfer? One too many strokes."