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Joke of the Day
"Why was the chef afraid of cooking steaks on a plane? The steaks have never been higher"
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"So a train runs over a woman... A train runs over a woman... Who's fault is it? The train driver's because he was driving through the kitchen."
"Pretty sure that Twitter is not one of the seven habits of highly effective people."
"Last Christmas I bought my mother-in-law a Jack Daniels t-shirt having previously told me she enjoyed encounters with spirits. She looked angry and said ""I'm a medium"" Bullshit!! XXL fit her perfect!"
"Black Ice Slipped on ice today. Didnt know it was black ice until my wallet was gone."
"Why did Anthony Kiedis cross the road? To get to the Otherside."
"Confucius say, ""Happy wife lead to soft hands... Unhappy wife lead to softer hands."""
"My son asked me what it is like to be married.. So I deleted all the music on his ipod except for 1 song."
"Why shouldn't we talk about Catholic Priests? It's a touchy subject."
"How many men does it take to open a can of beer? None. It should be open by the time she brings it to the couch."