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Joke of the Day
"Why shouldn't we talk about Catholic Priests? It's a touchy subject."
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"What are two things dinosaurs can't have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch. I'll show myself out now"
"What do you call a cheap circumcision? a rip-off :)"
"My friend told me I'm delusional. I almost fell of my rhino..."
"came from my uncle: Why is the capitol of Ireland growing so fast? because the population is always Dublin."
"At some point shouldn't airlines be embarrassed their airplanes are older than those cars people drive in Cuba?"
"First Rule of Thesaurus Club: You don't talk, discuss, converse, speak, chat, confer, deliberate, gab, or gossip about Thesaurus Club."
"Why is it called Black Friday? Because everything is a steal."
"My girlfriend told me to roleplay as her daddy. So I left her."
"Hey girl, are you a group of integrable functions? because I would love to find the area under those curves"