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Joke of the Day

"When I get a lot of Myspace requests my fax machine goes crazy."

"Joke about guys cooking It's not gay as long as the mitts don't touch"

"So my mobile phone company forced me to upgrade my 3G phone to a 4G one. I couldn't withstand the pressure."

"My doctor said the claw marks on my face are not from a poltergeist but I should stop trying to put roller skates on cats."

"Friends and lovers may come and go but allergies are forever."

"My grandma has been lying to me for years. A watched pot really does boil. Moral of the story, trust no one."

"What do a hillbilly and a nepotist blackberry executive have in common? They both give their relatives rim jobs."

"What did my step-dad say before bludgeoning by brother to death with a vacuum cleaner? Dyson."

"Back in my day we didn't have leaderboards or RTs. We just tweeted for fun. Uphill both ways. In the snow."

"How do you get Squirtle, Charmander and Pikachu onto a bus? You pokemon."