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Joke of the Day

"Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a six offender!"

"10,000 years from now people will probably be incredibly confused why they keep digging up dog shits perfectly preserved in plastic bags."

"With oil prices falling... Burning the midnight oil just got cheaper."

"If you forget what it's like to talk on a Pay Phone, just lick the handle of a shopping cart"

"What does primate meat taste like? Oh, it has sort of an orangutang to it."

"What has four legs but can't walk? A chair."

"What did the doctor say to the Fonz when he got sick? You need to take your vitamin Ayy."

"How many dyslexics does it take to bulb a light change?"

"Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? A: Breasts don't have eyes."

"What was eating away at the computer's RAM storage? I don't know, but it was going at it one byte at a time."