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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the pigs who took up motorcycling? They wanted to catch bugs with their teeth."
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"What do you call it when someone forces you to watch them take their clothes off? A power strip."
"A Roman walks into a bar. He holds up two fingers and says, ""I'll take five beers, please."""
"Too soon for a knock knock joke? ""Knock knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""The pilot, let me in!!!"""
"What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea? North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane."
"COP: careful, this guy's insane DETECTIVE: ok [he walks into the interrogation room] ME: i dont like the creme part of oreos D: jesus christ"
"Money is the root of all evil, until the collection plate comes around"
"You know why Miss Piggy can't count to 70? She gets to 69 and has a frog in her throat. Edit"
"I'm at my most immature when girls misspell ""cologne"" and start talking about how bad a man's colon smells"
"The Asian Grading Scale is... A++ (100.01%+)=Average FA+ (0-100%)=Find new famaree who can accept your white peoples grade."