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Joke of the Day
"When i was younger i had part of my colon removed Now i only have a semicolon"
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"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Buh dum tsss"
"Need special medicine for our son's kidneys but we can't afford it because we bought printer ink last week :("
"Q: Where do cows go on Friday nights? A: To the moovies."
"Just shared w/ my son the amazing story of a boy who wanted to go to his friend's house & didn't get to go & yet everybody lived in the end."
"Why should you never bring your Pokemon cards into the washroom with you? They might Pikachu."
"I can't stand people who are indirect You know who you are"
"Hubs: How long has your car been doing that? Me: ? Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight? Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights."
"What did the atheist fisherman say when asked about his catch? There is no cod"
"What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common? Their last big hit was the wall"