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Joke of the Day

"Q: Where do cows go on Friday nights? A: To the moovies."

"How many ears does Leonard Nimoy have? 3. A left ear, a right ear, and the final frontier."

"G.O.T. joke: ""What's better than a Grape, Robb?"" ""A Raisin, Bran."

"Excuse me, but do you like whales? (yeah, why) Cause I was thinking that we could ""humpback"" at my place."

"What's the difference between drunk people and black people? Drunk people are found **IN** bars. Black people are found **BEHIND** them."

"I bet Metallica gets really upset whenever they walk through a metal detector and it doesn't go off."

"Pokemon Go is already more popular than Tinder, another app where you swipe to find monsters in your area."

"It was really hard for me to get over my addiction to the hokey cokey. But i've turned myself around, and that's what it's all about."

"What could Dora the Explorer's kids be called? Doritos"

"What did the pirate say when he turned 80? Aye Matey."