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Joke of the Day

"Q: Where do cows go on Friday nights? A: To the moovies."

"Did you hear about the guy who went streaking through a church? The priest caught him by the organ."

"What do you do with an elephant with three balls? Walk him and pitch to the rhino. For non-Americans, this is a baseball joke"

"Bad news is I'm not fluent in Starbucks. Good news is I ordered a skinny Latin, and Marc Anthony is a real sweetheart."

"makes sense that the CEO of Apple came out as gay. He kept resisting my technological advances."

"Not a joke, but just wondering, am I the only one who reads these jokes in a Southern accent?"

"One idiot said to the other ""You know there are really only three kinds of people in the world: those who can count and those who can't."

"Whenever a girl is talking too much, remind yourself that other thing she does with her mouth that you like so much. Might dull the pain ;)"

"Why does Jesus always leave a door open for you? Because he was born in a barn."

"What do call a horse that lives near you? A neighbor (naybor for pessimist horses)"