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Joke of the Day
"How do you confuse a blonde? Hold up two shovels and say, ""Take your pick."""
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"What's the difference between Einstein and Kim Kardashian? Einstein is famous for special relativity, Kim is famous for simple reality tv."
"In the future: ""So Zionists tried to take a people's home and said god gave it to them."" ""So what happened?"" ""Apparently god disagreed."""
"What's a 12 year old boy's favorite romantic comedy? PS4, I Love You"
"Wife: I'm making breakfast for dinner tonight. What do you want? Me: Bacon. Wife: And? Me: *blank stare* Wife: AND? Me: A napkin?"
"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black"
"M-I can't go. My Ewok is sick. H-Gigi that's a stuffed animal. M- H- M-Crap. I think you're right. I bet he ate all my Doritos again."
"I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together Riveting"
"I got the book ""Front Page of the Internet for Dummies"" from a friend... But I need to take it back, because I already reddit."
"What is white, moody, easy to beat and makes me do stupid stuff? My penis."