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Joke of the Day

"So my girlfriend wants to roleplay as a 14 year old... I told her ""why bother? You'll be 14 in a few years anyway"""

"The important thing to remember is that nobody asked you."

"Wait, so hallways in mental institutions aren't called psychopaths? Well they should be."

"What did the drunker muslim say to the drunk muslim? I'm Mohammad than you"

"What's it called when two perfectionists sleep together? Anal sex."

"Unlike your magazine, an actual watchtower would help me spot Jehovah's Witnesses before they knock on my door."

"Me: Alexa, did you hear what Siri just said about you?! Alexa: Hold my beer!!!"

"George Takei, George Clooney, George Lucas, and George R.R. Martin decided to have a barbecue. They named their little get-together the ""George"" Four-Man Grill."

"Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? She uses the other hand to moan."

"What do you think Jesus's stance would be on guns? I think he would be most strict on nail gun control. (Credit to Taylor on PKA)"