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"Jihad balloons are my favorite They blow themselves up"
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"What's better than winning the wheel chair basketball championship? Having legs..."
"What is Captain Hook's favorite kind of humor? Dead Pan."
"Mean Mom My mom was very mean. She would always complain to me ""why can't you be like your cousin Jeffrey, WHY CAN'T YOU BE LIKE YOUR COUSIN JEFFREY!"" ...My cousin Jeffrey died at birth."
"Stormtrooper 1: You ever think that maybe we're with the bad guys? Stormtrooper 2: Nah, lets just head back to the Death St... to the ship."
"What did Oscar Pistorius say when his cellmate asked him how he ended up in prison? ""I'm stumped."""
"My German plumber just hooked my gas line to my shower. I guess old habits die hard."
"I put the whiskey in another room ... Exercise regimen established."
"""Sleep is for the dead"". Yeah cos you look so alive when you're yawning. #stupidsayings"
"Chocolate P Women only like three things. 1. Chocolate 2. Penis 3.Chocolate Penis"