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Joke of the Day

"Amazing how a fight can break out at the grocery store over something as simple as knocking over someone's cart and demanding they fight you"

"I met my statistics teacher at the store today... What are the odds!"

"Do we really have to hear Adam Levine talk about how he used to have acne problems? That poor guy.. how'd he ever survive."

"I'm sponsoring this new group that teaches underprivileged children about basic math terms Upvote for divisibility"

"What do you call an oval with a speech impediment? An Elipshhh"

"Edison stole the idea for the lightbulb from the lightbulb that appeared above his head when he got the idea for the phonograph."

"I need another name for a dinosaur. I should consult the Thesaurus."

"A lion walks the desert and sees an armored knight. ""Oh no, not canned meat again!"""

"Tear drop tattoos should only be for people with a lazy eye so we know which one to look at."

"What do the South and the Sun have in common? They Both Shall Rise Again!"