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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Middle Eastern moving company? Pack-it-stan"
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"My wife and I used to describe our marriage as 'forever', now we both prefer the term 'ad nauseam'."
"I named my penis ""Che Guevara""... ... because he strikes fast and retracts even faster. ^^^Also ^^^he ^^^has ^^^a ^^^funny ^^^beard."
"I hope no one I know ever has an emergency that they can't text me about. Because, answering my phone? No thanks."
"When I looked at the eclipse yesterday all I could see were my parents fighting :("
"Let's hope the zombie apocalypse doesn't start in Kenya because there is no way any of us can outrun those fuckers."
"Damn girl, are you a Snickers bar because you're so sweet and satisfying and surprisingly hard and hold on, are those nuts?"
"What do you call a sleepwalking Nun? A roamin catholic"
"Why was the cat afraid of the tree? Because of its bark."
"Why do Ethiopians have fly swatters? To hunt for their food."