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Joke of the Day
"What has caused Caitlyn Jenner to put on weight? Trans fats."
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"What does Iraq and Bristol Palin have in common? Both of them are hard to pull out of."
"Can someone finish this joke? My friend wrote this much before he committed suicide:""Three prostitute nuns walk into a bar..."""
"did you hear about the gay, cannibal pirate? apparently, he loved the taste of seamen."
"I T H I N K W E S H O U L D R U I N P E O P L E S T I M E L I N E B Y T W E E T I N G L I K E T H I S A L L D A Y . . . . ."
"I thought it was sweet that the Democratic debate maintained a Paris related theme... The whole debate was Bernie Sanders and Martin O'Malley Eiffel Towering Hillary Clinton."
"I thought my friend was a little camp... ...but he's just two tents."
"One day my kid will ask me why he's half human and half final exam"
"Blind man walks past a fishmongers ""hello ladies!"""
"How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!!"