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Joke of the Day

"He goes out for a run, and doesn't even stop to sniff any crotches. Humans are weird. ~Dogs."

"I tried inventing a belt with a clock on it... It was a waist of time"

"Three men walk into a bar, what's missing? The joke! Usually one would introduce this one with: ""I'm gonna tell you a joke"" - but since we are in /r/jokes here, the setup should be ok."

"There's a new band called ""1023Mb"" They don't have any gigs yet."

"Did you hear about the referee that got fired from the NBA? Supposedly he's a whistleblower."

"Q: Did you hear about the robbery at the flower shop? A: It was a violet crime."

"What is the opposite of Dominoes? Domi does not know...."

"Why are jews afraid to eat pussy? because its too close to the gas chamber"

"Poop When you say the word ""poop"" you mouth makes the same motion as your butt hole when you poop. Sam with diarrhea."

"You've got to hand it to midgets Because they cant reach it themselves"