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Joke of the Day

"Me - ""Hey kiddo, you have your shoes on the wrong feet"" My 6 year old - ""I ain't got no other feet"""

"The astrophysics class I wanted to take filled up. Now I need to figure out what other course will work for my schedule and major. It's not rocket science."

"would love to see a prequel to Titanic where we see Jack completely unable to climb onto a floating pool toy and we all go ""ahh makes sense"""

"It's like these credit card companies don't even care that I'm an electric accordionist for South Dakota's finest heavy metal parody band."

"What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. [Currently my 7 year old daughter's favorite joke]"

"What do you call an Asian gangster wearing a blue bandana? A rice crippy."

"Paramedics When one medic just isn't enough"

"What's Hitler's favorite video game? Mein Kraft"

"If I could time travel, I'd make sure the guy who made up the word Walkie-Talkie got to name more things."

"What do you call a vampire whose car breaks down 3 miles from a blood bank? A cab."