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Joke of the Day

"What does marriage have in common with a deck of cards? In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade."

"What do you call a Mexican midget prostitute? Cunts-way-low!"

"if a bear is attacking you play dead and then play resurrection this will cause the bear to either worship u or deny ur existence"

"A bird in the hand is worth two... Years in prison if you get caught doing it in public."

"Dr. Seuss would have CRUSHED it on 8 Mile."

"I don't always say 'oops', but when I do, it's usually ten minutes after I have a brilliant idea."

"Minorities have the race card, women have the gender card, homosexuals have the gay card, but what do discriminatory white men have? The Trump card. Edit: so that's what they mean by RIP Inbox..."

"Gary Coleman just died. Life is short. He died of multiple aneurysms. Different Strokes."

"Knock Knock ""Knock Knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""No, Who's on first!"""

"What do you call a chica on the go? Chicago"