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Joke of the Day

"Did you know what 6.9 is? its a good thing screwed up by a period"

"Why can't SCAT be legally banned? I could've gone my whole life without seeing that shit."

"Why is a giraffes neck so long? Because the head is so high up."

"Pretty disappointed that Shakespeare's Hamlet didn't turn out to be the story of a delicious tiny ham."

"I have an EpiPen... My friend gave it to me as he was dying...It seemed pretty important to him that I have it, I'll cherish it always. edit: grammar"

"Did you hear of the old man that died while masturbating? He had a stroke."

"Why do Scottish men wear kilts? 'Cause the sound of a zipper scares the FUCK out of sheep."

"Observational humor isn't funny See?"

"Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body."

"What animal has exactly 12 grams of carbon? A mole"